Turntablin'

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Rap:
Ya'll heard them MCs claim they turntablin
Be thinkin they rhyme-fablin'

Scratch they shit out on a pizza box
Pumpin beats, mackin hos like they on the top

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p.s. sorry the rhymes are patented. i expect royalties if they turn up on your next album