human pyschology

We're all doomed

Mascot bloopers

Funny shit

Irony

And piracy.

Yachts

I want it

Music Mashups

The death of politics

Good riddance, I say.

Science fair projects

Mad scientists

Ever wonder if a friend or relative is a mad scientist?

Here's the checklist.

Kinkos

Bring your own.

A perpetual motion machine

That flies!

The obvious

Homeland security is corrupt.

Levels of geekdom

Which level are you?

Fluoresence

Losing grandpa at the store

Won't happen anymore.

Terminator

Quitters

What's the matter, Favre?

Erotic Falconry

fetishes never cease to amaze me

Relationship issues

No more fighting over unequal contributions.

Bud Light commercials

Alternative energy

Put the lime in the coconut and fly around the world.

Safety first

This is my rifle; this is my gun. This one's for shooting; this one's for fun.

Storms

slow motion

cool things happening slowly

Ethical issues

If you can't buy organs for transplant, should you be allowed to adopt them?

Update: I'm a sucker. Joke.

Being a nuisance

Honk if you like the Beastie Boys.

Solar-powered spy tech

Superfly dragonfly.

Chatty plants

What's that azalea? Timmy's in the well?

Gabba gabba

Renewable energy

Gravity-powered lamp.

Old adages

Nice guys, it seems, really do finish last.

Little green men

If they exist, I will guarantee this is not how they're trying to communicate.

A politician we can truly believe in

Computing

I got you (computer) under my skin.

Innovation

Amazing.

Stairway to heaven

If the Beatles had tried their hand at it.

Being late to the party

The most watched youtube video ever.

I didn't know my dance routine was a rip off...

Emmitt Smith

As Bill Simmons says, the Yogi Berra of our generation.

Fashion

Be stupid and look stupid doing it.

Macguyver status

The science behind the greatest scientist/secret agent of our era.

Telekinesis

Don't get greedy. It's just in video games... for now.

The volume

Hey, I'm just preempting my stroke.

Finding it first

Who wants to be the first to say I told you so?

Ping pong symphonies

Dumb ideas worth having

Want one?

Last night's eclipse

Nifty photos.

Your record collection

Don't give 'em away at a garage sale; turn 'em into bowls.

Yes, I know vinyl is back. I'm not that rich, and I don't have superhuman ears.

Mario

Spaceballs

Come to life.

The 24-ification of America

Secession

Bring it on, Montana!!

A lunar eclipse

Tonight

The Science Fair

check out these awesomely bad topics

Rejected Proposals

Whether this is real or staged one fact remains: that girl is way out of his league.

Upcoming Movies

Pineapple Express

The science behind your favorite fairy tales

Enjoy.

Bod-mods

Why?

Music generators

Beats for your world.

Un-unsolved mysteries

Cool.

Spy vs. Spy

Saboteurs!? Sacre Bleu!!

Bravery

Or the fine line it shares with utter stupidity.

Immortality

You can do it, but it's not easy, or pretty.

Computer sounds

you know those annoying sounds on Windows why not embrace the noise

Child Play-bor

Your lack of creativity and independence

Sheep.

Robots

That act out your dreams.

Human obsolescence

According to scientists every job will be lost to robots by 2029.

Handheld blow torches

Valentine's day Gifts

The perfect gift for that imperfect someone

Zero-G alka seltzer

Your Porno Collection

The Government (RIAA wink wink) wants EVERYTHING.

Super mice

We learned about theses mice in Biochem today, they have extra enzymes that help make glucose so their stamina, sexual vitality, and lifespan increase to ridiculous levels.

Awesome Dj's

These kids need to run and run fast before the Music Industry gets ahold of them.

Marissa Miller's Husband

I'm in shock.

Human error

Falling down the metro stairs: embarrassing. Stumbling on the way to the altar: tragic. Destroying a 300 year-old violin during a performance: Priceless.

Police brutality

Whatever, dude.

Pictures

Though they do say 1000 words.

Pass the pigs

A leaning jowler? Get two and that's 60 points.

Earthquakes

Pic of San Fran after the 1906 one. Cool.

Statistics

All that mess about the growing divide between rich and poor? Wrong.

Outsourcing

Air traffic controllers, you are unnecessary. DARPA is cool.

The hotness

Holy schneikes! Awesome!

Drug abuse

But if you're gonna take a drug like caffeine, you should probably do it right.

Reasons to be depressed

Ten of them.

Miscreants

Wait, it's not illegal to marry your cousin? Even when your children walk on all fours?

Math

It makes music more better.

The facts

Apparently, smart people drink more than dumb people. This is so that the two can communicate.

Eye surgery

Stick a needle in my eye...

Pranks

Not bright.

Unlikely pairs

Ocean-powered gliders

Sweet.

Your purchasing decisions

What would you do with $6 million?

Shakin it

The next generation won't even know how to shake it like a Polaroid picture.

The Easter bunny

He brings candy-filled eggs and hits on your underage daughter.

Your wounds

They can be healed with "military grade spray-on bandages."

Floating chairs

And the award for the most pointless use of a cool technology goes to...

The Hatfields

Go McCoys!

Kissing

Whores won't let you do it. Wanna know why?

DARPA

Happy 50th, secretive agency that gets to play with/create all the world's coolest toys.

Solar power

Not content with covering their buildings with solar panels. Japan will instead blot out the sun.

Decency

Pick-up lines

And the winners are...

All-In-One Packages

One computer to rule them all.

Philosophy

And football.

My bedroom tricks

See, I'm not the only one. Barnacles can do it too.

Being scared to death

Sad.

AIDS

May I still suggest that you use a condom if you have it?

Get rick quick schemes

FAIL.

Superdupersonic travel

Cool.

Oneupmanship

How's this for BAM!, Emeril?

Txt2sht

In Finland.

The lazy dutch

Gas-pumping robots.

The speed of light

Camera shutter-speed milestones. Cool.

Your wine rack

From the people who brought you Camelback. Next is going to be a bladder you wear in your underwear. Name: Cameltoe.

Yoga

For the face.

Your car

The future is here, and it is ugly.

Drunk riding

Note to self: do not attempt to ride the dolphins.

Animal testing

Hey, it's better than sticking lipstick up a duck's ass.

If anyone can find that TV Funhouse clip, let me know.

Time travel

Once the first one is created, the goobacks can invade.

Skills

ukulele covers of Nirvana

not sure how Cobain would feel about this

The last vestiges

Try it while you can.

What's on the inside

It's what counts.

Friendship

Please, sign this contract.

Faster Internet

Awesome.

The first computer

And other historical gadgetry.

Oil

Just so you know, it's not a fossil fuel, and that might mean we're not running out.

New species

Nifty.

Headlines

The surprising answer to this one: yes.

The future

If only...

The continuing irrelevance of the US Congress

Geez.

Self-powered travel

Try walking.

Mugshots

The GOAT.

Your poor decisions

At the top of the list, self-branding. The cattle kind, not the marketing kind.

True love

Nothing says, "I love you" like firing a paintball guns at each other in wedding attire.

Gorilla warfare

Projectile edition.

Hat tip, Silent Taylor.

Your grandparents

Age 92 and still inventing. What are yours doing?

Your grandparents

Age 92 and still inventing. What are yours doing?

Faithfulness

If you've ever been cheated on, don't worry. It could have been worse.

The x-men

Who needs Storm when you've got China?

The x-men

Who needs Storm when you've got China?

Scrabble

The obvious

Vegetarians are sick people.

The obvious

Vegetarians are sick people.

Bets

Ballsy might be the wrong word for this bet.

Self Replication

If this works, could you be your kid's mom AND dad?

Healthcare

Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

Headlines

"Man dies in crocodile orgy"http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif

Autism

Try it, you'll like it.

The internet and shit

Now Senator Ted Stevens' comments about the tubes are starting to make sense.

Cliches

Next they pulled the wool from over his eyes, and he could see.

A battle to the death

It's you and me, coral reef, and this globe ain't big enough for the both of us.

Tenacity

Only 124 miles? Weak.

Segregation

Seriously, Toronto? This seemed like a good idea?

Your future

Better hope you meet that special someone soon. You could end up like this guy.

Poverty

Depressing.

Beauty queens

They're more than just attention whores.

Your guesses as to the content of this article

Of course, you watched me read this article in your mind, so what's the point?

The dubious

The utterly unconvincing, and the downright ridiculous.

Dirty hipp(o)s

Remember that scene from Ace Ventura? This guy was apparently influenced.

Rare air

They're called mammatus clouds. Honestly? Breast clouds? Must've been hanging out with the guys who named the Grand Tetons.

Panoramania

Cool.

Gum

Sculpted.

Demand shifts

The Super Bowl is a great time to be a hooker.

Makeshift

Not bad, Cuba.

Vending machines

Dude.

Sellouts

Silly Lithooayneeyans.

Your pool

More here and here.

Youthful indiscretions

And if you're curious how a decision like that one gets made, watch the first 4 minutes and 30 seconds of this clip. Or just cut to 4 min if you're anxious.

Christmas gifts

When you ask for an air compressor for Christmas at age 10, you are either 1) an insufferable nerd, or 2) the coolest kid in town.

Lies, damned lies, and getting what you vote for

Where are the pictures like these of Hillary Clinton?

Craigslist jobs

Human eradication, anyone?

Lookers

The strangest critters on earth.

Openers

Embarrassingly bad video personals.

Do-gooders

Downright heroic effort to return a lost camera. If only everyone was so noble.

Miracle drugs

It cures ED, and it is saving a 4 year-old girl's life. Yes, I'm talking about Viagra.

Offers

This one's too good to be true.

Hanging out

You know how we do.

Classic Rock Japanese style

Why do i keep finding stuff like this?

Google

1) Go to google.com
2) Type "find chuck norris" without the quotes
3) Click "I'm feeling lucky."
4) Chuckle.

Social networks

Wow.

A vagina with teeth in it

The movie. Seriously.

The wrong house

Really wrong.

Green irony

Only in California.

Gift ideas

Would've been cool as a kid.

Childrearing advice

Original source here.

Halo

In real life.

Changing Colors

Motivation

And now there is mathematical proof that the way I live is the best way.

What's good

Here's what sucks. All 33 things.

Conscientious investing

Buyer beware.

Rocketman part deux

If you have $100,000 and 1000 gallons of crazy, go for it.

Massage therapy

Seriously, how do you become the detective that goes undercover for these stings?

The new imperialism

International grabby hands.

A speeding locomotive of douchebaggery (for kids)

Seriously, hydrogen is cool and all, but does it really have to be so incredibly hideous?

Entrapment

In real life this dude stole $7 billion. I'm not even mad.

A modest proposal

You won't do it, Japan. You're chicken.

Living history

So much more exciting when what's live is a bomb.

Missing my big chance

Because we're all winners compared to this guy.

The changeling

See me change.

Robocop

You've been superseded. Try robogeneral: the software that fights your wars for you.

Gaydar

And given that it exists, the authors argue, so may love at first sight.

Craigslist

The best of.

Norm

The best part is at the 3min mark.

Idiocy

Rocketman

Batshit crazy.

Green power

Try brown power.

Parasites

Check out these crazy lifecycles

Paranoia

In The Know: Is The Government Spying On Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough?
I've said it once, and I'll say it again. Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you.

Concept cars

The original above, and more here.