Bud Light commercials

Alternative energy

Put the lime in the coconut and fly around the world.

Safety first

This is my rifle; this is my gun. This one's for shooting; this one's for fun.

Storms

slow motion

cool things happening slowly

Ethical issues

If you can't buy organs for transplant, should you be allowed to adopt them?

Update: I'm a sucker. Joke.

Being a nuisance

Honk if you like the Beastie Boys.

Solar-powered spy tech

Superfly dragonfly.

Chatty plants

What's that azalea? Timmy's in the well?

Gabba gabba

Renewable energy

Gravity-powered lamp.

Old adages

Nice guys, it seems, really do finish last.

Little green men

If they exist, I will guarantee this is not how they're trying to communicate.

A politician we can truly believe in

Computing

I got you (computer) under my skin.

Innovation

Amazing.

Stairway to heaven

If the Beatles had tried their hand at it.

Being late to the party

The most watched youtube video ever.

I didn't know my dance routine was a rip off...

Emmitt Smith

As Bill Simmons says, the Yogi Berra of our generation.

Fashion

Be stupid and look stupid doing it.

Macguyver status

The science behind the greatest scientist/secret agent of our era.

Telekinesis

Don't get greedy. It's just in video games... for now.

The volume

Hey, I'm just preempting my stroke.

Finding it first

Who wants to be the first to say I told you so?

Ping pong symphonies

Dumb ideas worth having

Want one?

Last night's eclipse

Nifty photos.

Your record collection

Don't give 'em away at a garage sale; turn 'em into bowls.

Yes, I know vinyl is back. I'm not that rich, and I don't have superhuman ears.

Mario

Spaceballs

Come to life.

The 24-ification of America

Secession

Bring it on, Montana!!

A lunar eclipse

Tonight

The Science Fair

check out these awesomely bad topics

Rejected Proposals

Whether this is real or staged one fact remains: that girl is way out of his league.

Upcoming Movies

Pineapple Express

The science behind your favorite fairy tales

Enjoy.

Bod-mods

Why?

Music generators

Beats for your world.

Un-unsolved mysteries

Cool.

Spy vs. Spy

Saboteurs!? Sacre Bleu!!

Bravery

Or the fine line it shares with utter stupidity.

Immortality

You can do it, but it's not easy, or pretty.

Computer sounds

you know those annoying sounds on Windows why not embrace the noise

Child Play-bor

Your lack of creativity and independence

Sheep.

Robots

That act out your dreams.

Human obsolescence

According to scientists every job will be lost to robots by 2029.

Handheld blow torches

Valentine's day Gifts

The perfect gift for that imperfect someone

Zero-G alka seltzer

Your Porno Collection

The Government (RIAA wink wink) wants EVERYTHING.

Super mice

We learned about theses mice in Biochem today, they have extra enzymes that help make glucose so their stamina, sexual vitality, and lifespan increase to ridiculous levels.

Awesome Dj's

These kids need to run and run fast before the Music Industry gets ahold of them.

Marissa Miller's Husband

I'm in shock.

Human error

Falling down the metro stairs: embarrassing. Stumbling on the way to the altar: tragic. Destroying a 300 year-old violin during a performance: Priceless.

Police brutality

Whatever, dude.

Pictures

Though they do say 1000 words.

Pass the pigs

A leaning jowler? Get two and that's 60 points.

Earthquakes

Pic of San Fran after the 1906 one. Cool.

Statistics

All that mess about the growing divide between rich and poor? Wrong.

Outsourcing

Air traffic controllers, you are unnecessary. DARPA is cool.

The hotness

Holy schneikes! Awesome!

Drug abuse

But if you're gonna take a drug like caffeine, you should probably do it right.

Reasons to be depressed

Ten of them.

Miscreants

Wait, it's not illegal to marry your cousin? Even when your children walk on all fours?

Math

It makes music more better.

The facts

Apparently, smart people drink more than dumb people. This is so that the two can communicate.

Eye surgery

Stick a needle in my eye...

Pranks

Not bright.

Unlikely pairs

Ocean-powered gliders

Sweet.

Your purchasing decisions

What would you do with $6 million?

Shakin it

The next generation won't even know how to shake it like a Polaroid picture.

The Easter bunny

He brings candy-filled eggs and hits on your underage daughter.

Your wounds

They can be healed with "military grade spray-on bandages."

Floating chairs

And the award for the most pointless use of a cool technology goes to...

The Hatfields

Go McCoys!

Kissing

Whores won't let you do it. Wanna know why?

DARPA

Happy 50th, secretive agency that gets to play with/create all the world's coolest toys.

Solar power

Not content with covering their buildings with solar panels. Japan will instead blot out the sun.

Decency

Pick-up lines

And the winners are...

All-In-One Packages

One computer to rule them all.

Philosophy

And football.

My bedroom tricks

See, I'm not the only one. Barnacles can do it too.

Being scared to death

Sad.

AIDS

May I still suggest that you use a condom if you have it?

Get rick quick schemes

FAIL.

Superdupersonic travel

Cool.

Oneupmanship

How's this for BAM!, Emeril?

Txt2sht

In Finland.

The lazy dutch

Gas-pumping robots.

The speed of light

Camera shutter-speed milestones. Cool.

Your wine rack

From the people who brought you Camelback. Next is going to be a bladder you wear in your underwear. Name: Cameltoe.

Yoga

For the face.

Your car

The future is here, and it is ugly.

Drunk riding

Note to self: do not attempt to ride the dolphins.

Animal testing

Hey, it's better than sticking lipstick up a duck's ass.

If anyone can find that TV Funhouse clip, let me know.

Time travel

Once the first one is created, the goobacks can invade.

Skills

ukulele covers of Nirvana

not sure how Cobain would feel about this

The last vestiges

Try it while you can.

What's on the inside

It's what counts.

Friendship

Please, sign this contract.

Faster Internet

Awesome.

The first computer

And other historical gadgetry.

Oil

Just so you know, it's not a fossil fuel, and that might mean we're not running out.

New species

Nifty.

Headlines

The surprising answer to this one: yes.

The future

If only...

The continuing irrelevance of the US Congress

Geez.